As if the Rule 34 crowd needed ammo, Nintendo saw fit to sully the dignity of Samus Aran by afflicting her with the
cat suit Zero Suit in Metroid: Zero Mission. Then our own Brandon has to go and show off his very own just-released fetish idol from Other M. To try and counter the wretched atrocity that is the Zero Suit, I offer up my own Samus figurine for viewing. Think of it as a way to cleanse the palate.
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As I drag my zoom lens over poor Samus' Zero Suit-clad plasticine body I feel sorta like one of the dirty old men at Tokyo Game Show trying to snap upskirt shots of the cosplay girls. Only this girl doesn't have a skirt to get up the skirt of, exactly, and she's Samus. Samus! Perhaps traditionally the Most Clad video game superhero in history, and here she is with legs over nine feet long.
This figure, the Max Factory 1/8 Scale Metroid Other M Samus Aran Zero Suit Ver., as it is so catchily named on the package, was released just yesterday here in the land of all things pervy. Preorders for the 7800 yen lust object (almost $100) have been sold out for months, though there are still a few available on Amazon.jp. Naturally, I've been on the waiting list since the figure was first unveiled back in January, for some reason. My trip down the long and painful road of acquiring questionably tasteful Japanese "plastic models" has only brought me into the possession of three in three years, which I suppose isn't so bad. This one is pretty high quality! The paint is smooth, and I love staring into Samus' pretty eyes, uguu~~~